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• Computers: Programming: Languages: Obfuscated  (27)
• Recreation: Humor: Computer: Programming  (35)

Language Comparison - - Humorously compares Ada, APL, Assembly, BASIC, C, C++, Visual C++, FORTRAN, Java, Lisp, Pascal, Perl, via various analogies, from an Ada perspective. Inspired by Fun with Computer Languages.

A Morality Tale of Perl Versus Python - - Brief parody in style of 'The Empire Strikes Back'.

Programming Languages and Their Relationship Styles - - Humorous analogies between relationship behavior and: Ada, APL, ASP.NET, Assembly, BASIC, C, C++, Dylan, E, Fortran, Haskell, Java, JSP, Lex/Yacc, Lisp, Logo, Objective-C, Objective Caml, Pascal, Perl, PHP, Prolog, Python (Twisted), Ruby, Smalltalk, SML/NJ, Visual Basic, more languages in forum comments.

Programming Languages Are Like Women - - Humorous analogies between women and: Ada, Algol 60/68, APL, Assembly, BASIC, C, COBOL, Fortran, Lisp, Logo, Lucid, Modula-2, Pascal, PL/1, Prolog. Inspired by Fun with Computer Languages.

Programming Languages as Cars - - Humorous analogies between cars and: Ada, Algol 60/68, APL, Assembly, BASIC, C, COBOL, Forth, Fortran II/IV/77, Lisp, Logo, Maple/MACSYMA, Modula-2, Pascal, PL/1, Prolog/Lucid. Inspired by Fun with Computer Languages.